My friend sent this to me. Apparently she isn't a huge fan of Valentine's Day either. :) Enjoy!
Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all that crap for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It's definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove something up cupids ass.
I'll spend the day so drunk I cant speak
And wear black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.