Wednesday, August 21, 2013

This is Your Brain on Drugs

Actually, this is what happens when your dishwasher is full, you have a few things left over and hide them in the oven because you have company coming over in 5 minutes, then forget anything is in the oven and pre-heat said oven for dinner.

Maybe next time I'll hide stuff in the microwave.  Ironic since I just posted this a week ago. Apparently this is Exhibit A on why you should check the oven before preheating when you have a 29-year-old

Looks like I'll be needing the super sized margarita glass with dinner tonight.

Friday, August 16, 2013

I Have a Problem

When do you know you have an addiction?  Because I'm pretty sure I have one.

An addiction to coffee.

I think about coffee all day.  I wake up in the morning excited because I get to have my coffee.  If for some ungodly reason I don't get my coffee in the morning, my body sends itself into withdrawals and I get a wicked awful headache no amount of coffee can rid me of.

The most telling sign:  I can't wait for my coffee to brew in the morning so I pour myself a cup of the boxed International Delight iced coffee while I'm waiting for my hot coffee.

.....what?  Doesn't everybody do that?

I feel like John Pinette. "I need coffee in the morning or I can't talk.  I need coffee to wait in line for my coffee."

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Exhibit A

This is why you check the oven before preheating when you have a toddler.

Conversation between Munchkin and I:

Me- "Munchkin, what is this?"
Munchkin- "I cookin' eggs!"

Of course you are, little man.  Of course you are.

Melt my heart.