Thursday, July 13, 2006

Paris to Stop Breathing?

Photo Courtesy of AP

Today, Paris Hilton told Regis and Kelly that she was going to stop breathing for a year. Actually it’s not that extreme but for her, what she announced is basically the same thing. She will abstain from sex for a year to try and “rediscover” herself.

Hilton says she is imposing this ban on her sex-life because she feels with all the men she has dated she has somewhat lost her identity. She focuses too much on the men and not enough on herself, according to Hilton.

This comes on the heels of her saying she isn’t ditzy in real life. She’s trying to convince people that she doesn’t use the baby-talk like voice in her everyday life and when she’s in front of the camera she’s playing a role. Hmmm. Somehow I doubt this. I was taught if it looks like a duck and walks like a duck…. it’s probably not an act.

In my opinion she’s trying to drum up publicity for her upcoming album that finally has a release date of August 7, 2006. Her publicist is trying to clean up her image after her sex-tape scandal, countless photos of her in not much else besides some strategically placed scraps of clothing and dating everyone from Deryck Wibley of Sum 41 to Nick Carter and two Greek shipping heirs (one of which she was engaged to and one of which has dated numerous other starlets). Not to mention two hit and run accidents she’s been in (once she was driving, once she was not).

I wonder if some of her videos will be shot in night vision, just for old time sake.

And do you know how hard it is to find a decent picture of Ms. Hilton on an image search?!

Good luck Paris Hilton, Good Luck!

Copyright 2006 by Katy Gaffney

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