Back from Beyond

My first post in several months is going to be a gripe. I believe we have the laziest mail lady on the planet. Not only is she completely unfriendly, she talks on her phone the whole time she's delivering mail and instead of walking up and down our path to the door, she cuts across our grass. She's even failed to take my outgoing mail on several occasions. Awesome. And people wonder why the USPS is cutting jobs and closing post offices. Case in point: This is how she throws the mail in our doorway. We have a mail slot in our front door so when the door is open the mail carrier just opens the storm door and plops the mail in the entryway. Other mail carriers plop it in a nice pile...this woman apparently throws it in like she's throwing New Years confetti.