An addiction to coffee.
I think about coffee all day. I wake up in the morning excited because I get to have my coffee. If for some ungodly reason I don't get my coffee in the morning, my body sends itself into withdrawals and I get a wicked awful headache no amount of coffee can rid me of.
The most telling sign: I can't wait for my coffee to brew in the morning so I pour myself a cup of the boxed International Delight iced coffee while I'm waiting for my hot coffee.
.....what? Doesn't everybody do that?
I feel like John Pinette. "I need coffee in the morning or I can't talk. I need coffee to wait in line for my coffee."
I feel like John Pinette. "I need coffee in the morning or I can't talk. I need coffee to wait in line for my coffee."
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