Friday, August 16, 2013

I Have a Problem

When do you know you have an addiction?  Because I'm pretty sure I have one.

An addiction to coffee.

I think about coffee all day.  I wake up in the morning excited because I get to have my coffee.  If for some ungodly reason I don't get my coffee in the morning, my body sends itself into withdrawals and I get a wicked awful headache no amount of coffee can rid me of.

The most telling sign:  I can't wait for my coffee to brew in the morning so I pour myself a cup of the boxed International Delight iced coffee while I'm waiting for my hot coffee.

.....what?  Doesn't everybody do that?

I feel like John Pinette. "I need coffee in the morning or I can't talk.  I need coffee to wait in line for my coffee."

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